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Motifakers Demotivational Poster



TAGS: young motifakers
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by culos

Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 11:48 pm
That kid tried to touch LD. He had the right for self defense. Granted, the kid was petting him... Which is no excuse for death... But the point remains! 5L!
GreyScorpion - November 26, 2009, 5:45 pm
in a single sitting. that's wht the have the RONCO Freez-a-KID freezer bags
boeweizer - November 26, 2009, 5:42 pm
kids are like pringles you can't eat just one
agdaniele - November 26, 2009, 4:48 pm
One, LD? Just one?
LogicDude - November 26, 2009, 4:46 pm
MAN! Eat just 1 Motifaker and you get labeled for a lifetime... 5L!
agdaniele - November 26, 2009, 3:53 pm
He means young age.... but the latter of the options can fare much worse.
The Immortal - November 26, 2009, 3:52 pm
Do you mean young by age or new to motifake? Cuz if its the 2nd one, I feel extremly unsafe now.



TAGS: bubba gump shrimp motifakers
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

GaryO - September 2, 2014, 9:04 pm
Gary ‘O’ fakes....not sayin’ nuthin...hollerin' nuthin' yeah....but only on the second one...pretty sure
Oldsod - September 2, 2014, 8:02 pm
I...I just found this...and I'm honored that my moniker is up with such greatness. And it made me smile. 5L!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2014, 10:58 am
Crotchety fakes actually sounds like a bacterial infection, lol. 5L
ughomer - July 13, 2014, 12:30 pm
Greeny - July 12, 2014, 9:53 pm
Greeny Fakes - sounds like some kind of cereal - yum
Greybeard - July 11, 2014, 11:01 pm
LMAO. Great poster.
MissPriss - July 11, 2014, 7:52 pm
AND Forrest theys even a 5L box of chocolates and my momma Prissy says neva give a gal fake ones!

Surely -

TAGS: motifakers laziness
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

motifayk - April 17, 2014, 1:24 pm
I just didn't comment on this till now. I just am too lazy to comment.
Haarakkon - April 17, 2014, 2:46 am
That should be Thanks to Rerun and Space...
Haarakkon - April 17, 2014, 2:45 am
I was trying to remember my password, since it was on a dead computer. The to Rerun and Space I can log in now, at least. Well, between that and the prison sentence... (jk)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2014, 12:04 am
When the (Vi)Kings left unexpectedly we all suffered. Where have you been my friend?
Haarakkon - April 16, 2014, 11:47 pm
Ah, but nothing near what it used to be...
Greeny - April 16, 2014, 3:44 pm
There still their, still fun to reed
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2014, 11:09 am
We've moved most of that to the forum and I don't drink nearly as much as I used to. It was fun though.
Airman - April 16, 2014, 9:19 am
my purpose in posting something like this was to get people leaving comments. Mission accomplished. there used to be nights on this site where dozens and dozens of comments were left.. as the ****tails flowed. It was fun to read in the morning
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2014, 7:54 am
Not at your age, that's what your mobility scooter is for.
EmilioDumphque - April 16, 2014, 5:22 am
I was ho*** and the mare in the barn was available, so I stood behind her repeating:"giddyup, whoa-back, giddyup, whoa-back"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 16, 2014, 2:20 am
This is an automatic 5L. But honestly... terrible.
Airman - April 16, 2014, 12:36 am
does driving the trash to the dumpster 50 ft away count?
steve1961 - April 15, 2014, 8:54 pm
Bought new clothes rather than wash old ones and learned to throw a pen across a room and have it land in a pen holder instead of walking over and putting it in the holder.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 15, 2014, 7:29 pm
I get a lot of phone calls at work that I don't want my staff to overhear, so I moved my desk close enough to the door that I can push it closed with my keyboard without leaving my chair.
Sho - April 15, 2014, 6:12 pm
I did the bed sheet one and I still eat from the pot to avoid washing dishes
spacedog - April 15, 2014, 6:07 pm
I broke a bootlace at work so I just wrapped it in duct ***e for the rest of the shift...and again every morning for the rest of the week.
Greeny - April 15, 2014, 5:18 pm
Does copy & paste count?
curlyrocks - April 15, 2014, 5:14 pm
Once I..... I'm too lazy to finish the story.
lgvernon - April 15, 2014, 4:19 pm

Of course we can. But don't call me Surely.



TAGS: raost tribute cubby is a god among motifakers
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

Cubbybear - June 10, 2010, 2:04 pm
I hope she survives


TAGS: motifakers regulars timmys bombers peace
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

pieman - July 25, 2010, 4:39 am
Ground zero ends all arguments. 5 regret me nots.



TAGS: i shouldn t have to tell motifakers this
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by sickartist

forseti - April 8, 2010, 2:15 am
Can't see any fake and like the message very much. 5!
DreMagnum - January 24, 2010, 3:11 pm
Again you are judging posters based purely on the pictures? What the hell, you are seriously the dumbest person on this site
TheGoat - January 24, 2010, 2:31 pm
I know half the pictures are fake - I give the well done fakes 5s - the lame ones (like this one) get 1s. Trust me - I know the difference between a well done fake and a poor one
spacedog - January 23, 2010, 9:47 pm
Well said sickartist, very nice.
sickartist - January 23, 2010, 6:10 pm
Welcome to Motifake, Goatse. Jump right in and make more friends.
DreMagnum - January 23, 2010, 5:37 pm
Goat,you seriously just gave this a one because you think the pic is fake? Half the pics on this site are fake. You are the dumbest person on the interwebs sir, go away.
TheGoat - January 23, 2010, 5:34 pm
I gave this a 1L since it was so obviously unpacked from the cellophane and re-packaged
GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 4:21 pm
5 ChaChings!!

MOTIFAKE ROASTS - It is hard for us mere mortals to write roast jokes about the famous Motifakers when we don't get so SEE all your shenanigans


TAGS: first site tribute what is our goal motifakers another word play
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

LogicDude - March 17, 2010, 12:06 pm
Motifake's Patent Application for the "Junk-Punch" is still pending, right? 5er!!!



TAGS: motifakers paradise close
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by almarpa

almarpa - July 7, 2010, 6:54 am
You are right, that is the reason, from my point of view, is not the paradise... Bacon is missing
ICEMAN - July 6, 2010, 11:09 pm
Sorry, no bacon in sight.


TAGS: philosophical riddle that raises questions for all motifakers
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - September 26, 2009, 8:24 am
Thanks MrR
MrRandom - September 26, 2009, 2:12 am
Bone you and Sean are honestly my favorite creators on here.


TAGS: blood oaths one lion good amp decent motifakers
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by ronsart

reason - October 14, 2009, 6:56 pm
now someone turn this into a tunnels and ill laugh my balls off. Some tunnels are stupid. Some are actually funny. Relax people, if it is actually funny, rate it how you think it should be rated.
agdaniele - June 3, 2009, 1:14 am
Take the oath now, sleep better tonight.
Montanna - May 15, 2009, 2:03 am
Ronsart went to USAFA?
Montanna - May 15, 2009, 2:03 am
Ronsart went to USAFA?
Montanna - May 15, 2009, 2:02 am
Ronsart went to USAFA?
Mark - May 13, 2009, 3:35 pm
No tunnels....period! All tunnels = 1
Chopperliscious - May 11, 2009, 10:33 am
hearts content! :P
Chopperliscious - May 11, 2009, 10:32 am
Just a reminder to the newer breed, Posting tunnels that are replies, instead of a re-caption of the pic (Really witty tunnel replies may be accepted) < http://www.motifake.com/create.php > Everone else does, so go for it - tunnel to your
agdaniele - May 11, 2009, 2:13 am
Just a reminder to the newer breed... no tunnels! A comment will suffice.
fluffykin5 - March 31, 2009, 1:38 pm
I swear ........ so help me
RON - March 11, 2009, 2:56 pm
YES CUBBY!! I wish success was ours!...but not yet...when Mr. Motifake runs out of space for posters...they will be the first to go...it will be a wonderful day indeed...lol...live long and prosper!
Mark - March 11, 2009, 2:48 pm
...contrary to my original I think I would have to rip on it in the comments. The bottom line in my opinion is that tunnels are bad. Some are funny but all are bad. Funny tunnels still = 1
Mark - March 11, 2009, 2:46 pm
Marduke - I don't have an answer for the proper etiquette for a reposting. Perhaps you could get numerous opinions in the forum. I think everyone feels differently about it. I wouldn't be offended if someone re-did one of my posters. But if it was...
RON - March 11, 2009, 2:44 pm
My opinion...Marduke...I don,t believe in tunnels...just a waste of time, and to many stupid comments after original. Even if original is dump, well that,s the way it is. Try to get original pics and do something new and fun. First come...first to do.
Marduke - March 11, 2009, 2:20 pm
...right away crediting the original poster, or what? There have been times when a tunnel would have been funnier if it was made new using the same pic.
Marduke - March 11, 2009, 2:16 pm
Ron, Great poster as always. Mark, Babies who smoke shouldn't swear, but I agree with your points. One question though, if you have a better idea to a current poster made, what is the proper etiquette for making a new caption. Do you post a comment ...
Cubbybear - March 11, 2009, 1:34 pm
Ron are you Klingon? I say Qapla'! To our blood oath
Mark - March 11, 2009, 1:16 pm
Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck! Tunnels Suck!
Ethan - March 11, 2009, 11:46 am
Mark - February 26, 2009, 5:11 pm
Not only do I swear to vote 1 on all tunnels, I further commit myself to voting 1 on all anonymous posters. If they aren't proud of their work they shouldn't post it.



TAGS: american motifakers eagles
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Hjernespreng - April 3, 2010, 6:18 pm
OMG SHOOT IT! ITS ATTACKING! *bang* Oh f***... dammit, that was the American one. Now I'm a badguy by default...
essence - February 2, 2010, 6:06 pm
@NYG being born in a western country which gives it's citizens the right to free speech.
LOLOLOL - July 27, 2009, 8:17 pm
I bet Mark will come
NYG - June 3, 2009, 2:54 am
You know I love reading random comments like yours. can I ask you something...WTF have you ever done that allows you to criticize someone for supporting a nation or flying a flag. That's what I thought. Pathetic...now gtfo lol
Wolfie - April 8, 2009, 3:00 pm
What does pointless nationalism with little or no humor have to do with Hels Angels? Both have a close connection to massive alcoholconsumption and lack of education? Just guessing here. Keep yer d*** flags and **** to your self, it's bloody booring.
Packleader - February 8, 2009, 2:18 pm
Ahem... Hells Angels? Like in drug dealing, slave trading Killers on bikes? Well, I hope not...
Sean - January 26, 2009, 12:21 pm
Me? Over-estimate my importance? Impossible. Spread the luv. Bye.
Sean - January 26, 2009, 12:03 pm
Don't overestimate your importance. The comment was for Ron trying to glorify Americans over the rest of the world. Bye
Sean - January 26, 2009, 11:01 am
Another non-sequitor from Culos. Since it immediately follows my comment, I'll a**ume it was somehow arimed in my general direction. You know those SCUD missiles were quite a bugaboo, eh?
WTFO - January 25, 2009, 11:55 pm
Hell yeah, Ron.
Porcelina - January 25, 2009, 3:46 pm
woop woop!
LogicDude - January 25, 2009, 3:22 pm
*clears throat* America...f*** yeah!!!
Culos - January 25, 2009, 3:03 pm
You racist SOB! Thanks for nothing...
Sean - January 25, 2009, 1:44 pm
Ahhh, i find 'em kinda annoying. * snickers most Canadianly *
Briton of Rose - January 25, 2009, 1:38 pm
d*** straight!


TAGS: 12 angry motifakers
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

spacedog - August 9, 2009, 12:14 pm
Well done.

A Silly PLace -

TAGS: motifakers ughomer silverheart motinet rerun spacedog cannabal realitylord tribute monty python parody camelot silly place kights round table king arthur and thanks misspriss for telling me how to post a ****load of tags to my posters ok thats it
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

Cannabal - April 15, 2017, 12:15 am
Oh yeah, somewhat true story-- kinda/sorta got thrown in jail.
Cannabal - April 15, 2017, 12:13 am
As the song goes: YOU CAN'T SNUFF THE ROOSTER.
concern3 - August 31, 2016, 3:45 am
Sometimes it's a scary place, I prefer silly. UP yours
JesusWept - August 30, 2016, 8:27 pm
Cannabal is Sir Robin. Haven't seen him for a while so i guess he bravely chickened out XD
Silverheart - August 30, 2016, 8:21 pm

Sir Bedevere? At least I'm not Sir Robin! Hey, ughomer! Not sure if he's as pure as Sir Galahad.
mizzdizz - August 30, 2016, 6:46 pm

Cover Up -

TAGS: motifakers rerun realitylord lgvernon cannabal misspriss silverheart ughomer tribute aliens coverup conspiracy ufo
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

Cannabal - May 6, 2017, 2:30 am
"I think we're parked, man."
Silverheart - April 30, 2017, 11:28 pm

What happens on the U.F.O. stays on the U.F.O. - until someone that nobody is ever going to believe tells all on Discovery Channel.

Girls' Lunch Out -